Oh I happen to be a figment of your imagination... So remember it's all in our head. <3
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Posted by kevinking on June 12, 2013
Very cryptic. Fortunately I know what you're talking about- ben wa balls.
Posted by ivanjancok on June 10, 2013
Hi Heather beautiful work,s ! ! !
Posted by hemakehersick on June 09, 2013
You see this cat Heather Murphy(misses) is a bad mother--(Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Heather Murphy(misses). (Then we can dig it)
Posted by heathermurphy on June 10, 2013
Posted by fotioszemenides on June 08, 2013
That's dyslexic for Father Mucker.
Posted by heathermurphy on June 09, 2013
ahhhh or lig-patin... :P
Posted by kevinking on June 08, 2013
Hey...ho...everybody say HEY HO!!! *does wave*
Posted by kevinking on June 07, 2013
It's not a Llama song...but it is my favorite song.
Posted by paulransome on May 28, 2013
Thanks for the star Heather :-)
Posted by mmmstyle on May 28, 2013
Hi Heather - THANKS ;)))) - have a wonderful time ;)))) ----- wonderful new works ;)
Posted by fotioszemenides on May 11, 2013
You have completed a tour of Finland?
Posted by heathermurphy on May 11, 2013
Hehehe nope of LaLAland! :D Naw really just finished the biggest painting I have ever done... felt pretty good to be finished...
Well where its? We wanna seeeeeeee it.
Posted by heathermurphy on May 12, 2013
http://www.bluecanvas.com/art-detail/476529 <<< right there :P
Posted by fotioszemenides on April 06, 2013
Maybe it's actually getting better, but your confusion has gotten the best of you!
Posted by heathermurphy on April 06, 2013
Posted by kevinking on March 28, 2013
I have a banana. And a handkerchief.
Posted by heathermurphy on March 29, 2013
Lets make magic! @_@
Posted by kevinking on March 29, 2013
No, no....the handkerchief is a little blankie to tuck the banana in when he's sleepy.
Posted by kevinking on March 24, 2013
Posted by heathermurphy on March 24, 2013
Posted by kevinking on March 22, 2013
All you have to do is say- "excuse me sir, your fly is down."
Posted by heathermurphy on March 23, 2013
oh... I see.... "EXCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me Sir, Your fly is down... Did it work? ^_^
Posted by fotioszemenides on March 22, 2013
I didn't know what to do with it either, that's why I left it there. . .
Posted by heathermurphy on March 22, 2013
Posted by kevinking on March 20, 2013
Posted by heathermurphy on March 20, 2013
Posted by kevinking on March 16, 2013
Posted by heathermurphy on March 16, 2013
Hoooooomie... ^__^ eh.. nodda frotadda... just a little funk monkey...
Posted by kevinking on March 12, 2013
You ain't done until I'm done. And I ain't done...and I'm done tellin' you that.
Posted by heathermurphy on March 12, 2013
*folds arms and pouts* :P
Posted by kevinking on March 13, 2013
Posted by heathermurphy on March 13, 2013
Ummm... I am not wearing underwear....
Muahahahahahahahaha! *laughs maniacly*
(holds ice cube in hands for a few minutes)
haHA! That is one of my favorite games !!!!!! YAY!
Posted by kevinking on March 11, 2013
Give you back your spellcheck instead! Yea, I went there.
Grrrrrrr you MOther fucker lol I owe you... oh I really owe you... a great... big.... hug... yeah that's the ticket... a hug.... that'll do it...
I hope it's not another one of your sweaty, stinky hugs after you have spent the day running around in the yard and rolling in the dirt.
Yup! and I aint even taking a shower... and also before I do I ffigured out a way to fashion my smelly socks as earrings just to give you some extra flavor
I made some earrings for you out of sushi
Hehehe good then the blind men will know I am available
Posted by jeremyd on March 08, 2013
Thanks for dropping by Heather!
Posted by heathermurphy on March 08, 2013
nodda pradda fro-tadda
Posted by kevinking on March 08, 2013
Instead of a riot...can we just do the "wave" while sitting in the bleachers.
yuo know.... yes! yes! for once that WILL do... ;)
Posted by kevinking on March 05, 2013
Posted by heathermurphy on March 05, 2013
Posted by kevinking on March 06, 2013
You and I is going dancin'! Warning, I got moves.
Posted by heathermurphy on March 06, 2013
hey I can shake it... ;) If you're good... i'll even dip ya... :P lol
I don't dip in public...I have a reputation to maintain.
HA! *rolls eyes* uh huh... suuuuuuuuure ya do... ;)
Posted by hemakehersick on March 04, 2013
What's with all this hullabaloo?
the rabbit's were runnin... lead my straight to wonderland... the hullabaloo was a party favor I thought you might enjoy... it the beat the tea they were servin' ... of course I should have stolen the cup... I rather enjoyed that spotty little tea vessel... -_o
Posted by hemakehersick on March 13, 2013
Very crafty, turns out that the party favor was really the jabberwocky in disguise.
NOt the jabberwocky... I thought I killed that droolin beast long ago... so sorry.... just throw it back in the mirror!
Posted by fotioszemenides on March 03, 2013
I can't have another bite. . .
Posted by heathermurphy on March 03, 2013
Posted by kevinking on February 28, 2013
i am not now, or have ever been a short, stocky Mexican.
Posted by heathermurphy on February 28, 2013
haHA! well I know that now.... :P I never knew what ya looked like... and for some reason that was the picture in my heaad HA! it still makes me crack the fuck up thinkin about it becausee I was so off hahaha .... and it makes the whole KK.... thing so much more hiiiiiilarious! hehehehe I love the fact I was so far off... it completely flips my world lol...like when I read "white boy" I heard the brakes on the car and went... wait what? lol
Priceless. I have so much with this.
I meant, I have so much FUN with this.
haHA I could imagine you do...
It's also easier to breath without a stuffy nose. And to get rid of a stuffy nose, place an old gym sock over your face when you got to sleep. You'll wake in the morning with a clear head. But, you'll have nightmares that Shaquille O'Neal was standing on your face after a sweaty gym workout.
haHA! yes I would imagine that could happen... OMG I so couldnt do that even if it was a real thing lol .... *shivers... feet... even my own lol
Posted by kevinking on February 27, 2013
Posted by heathermurphy on February 27, 2013
my brain was skippin rope ( T )
Posted by kevinking on February 26, 2013
Say it don't spray it
Posted by heathermurphy on February 26, 2013
Posted by kevinking on February 23, 2013
What!? Only on Saturdays? Well, it is the only day I shower and shave...so I understand.
Posted by heathermurphy on February 23, 2013
Tejejejjejejeje Ahhh yes seee... for just such reason -_-
Posted by kevinking on February 19, 2013
You should not have changed your mind- you look great in a turtle-neck, flannel onesie.
Posted by heathermurphy on February 19, 2013
haHA! no no NOOOOOOO! lol especially not in a turtle neck... onesie... ok fine... but turtle neck... fuck that noise...
Well, I guess I'll put my camera away and save my money on the website I was about to create- Hot Flannel Honeys
I got one better.... replace the idea of me with kittens and you could start pussy-in-flannel... gold... you dont have to thank me... Ill give you that one for free..
Posted by kevinking on February 20, 2013
Hmmm...I was trying to corner a very, very niche demographic. I wanted to appeal to Lumberjacks and women with beards.
Posted by heathermurphy on February 20, 2013
Well then I think the cat option is still VERY much alive ;) lol
yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa *shakes hand a bit*
Posted by kevinking on February 12, 2013
oily, oily socks and beer!
Posted by heathermurphy on February 12, 2013
Posted by kevinking on February 11, 2013
I'm still worried!
Posted by heathermurphy on February 11, 2013
me too but don' tell no bodies *hides under blankie*
Ew no fucker... dont make me put you on restriction! *puts on hand on hip and wags finger*
Posted by kevinking on February 03, 2013
It had better not have been my "lucky" underwear!
Posted by heathermurphy on February 03, 2013
I dunno *looks at them* I dont see stains and they are blue not pink ... so must not be :P
Posted by kevinking on February 04, 2013
Well played my foe, well played.
Posted by heathermurphy on February 04, 2013
Posted by kevinking on February 05, 2013
A present? For moi!?
Posted by heathermurphy on February 05, 2013
Duuuuuuh... Pffft... *rolls eyes*
Posted by kevinking on February 06, 2013
lay it on me!
Posted by kevinking on January 30, 2013
I hope we gonna play Twister at this party!
Posted by heathermurphy on January 30, 2013
Of course! my favorite... on another note... have you ever really looked at the cover of a twister box closely? Tehehehe
Posted by kevinking on January 31, 2013
Yes. I have. I have spent many nights staring at the cover.
Posted by heathermurphy on January 31, 2013
haHA! of course you have... *smakcs forehead* what was I thinking
Posted by kevinking on February 01, 2013
I have cut out pics of your and my face and taped them on the cover.
Posted by heathermurphy on February 01, 2013
haHA! *falls off couch* LMFAO
Posted by kevinking on January 12, 2013
I'll upload you...upside the head! Got a problem now?
Posted by heathermurphy on January 12, 2013
Haha... yes... -_- always.. malfunction! malfunction! mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-...malfunc-malfunc-mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-...
and! I HAVE TOLD YOU!!!! if you are going to beat me you have to put the cat ^..^ ears on first... -_- Sheesh...
Posted by kevinking on January 14, 2013
I thought it was the Naughty Nurse costume...not the cat ears I was supposed to toss on.
Posted by heathermurphy on January 14, 2013
Oh yeah... forgot about that.. ^_^ Tehehehe heels and all or it doesnt count :P haHA
Posted by timstyles on January 12, 2013
thank you so much for all the stars and comments!
No problem buddy, keep up the good work!
Posted by kevinking on January 09, 2013
Posted by heathermurphy on January 09, 2013
Tehehe a winged kittie... mines got a party hat ^_^
I thought yours was an uspide down birdie!
Or!!! yours could be a group of disgruntled cats coming to seek revenge on those who double crossed them... The pissy-kittie pack we could call it..
Ooooo that is good too... okay we can go with that...
then you were seeking to attack -_-
I was trying to make a bat...not so good I guess!
no it could have been
haHA! much like a snack-attack but much better...
Posted by kevinking on December 27, 2012
What games you got?
Posted by heathermurphy on December 27, 2012
Many... ummm lollipop... risen1and2... medal of honor...port royal... grand theft auto... need for speed... many... too many... what choo got?
name it i probably have it....
oh... :P I play here and there... but I got sick... so now it is the only thing that doesnt actually require me to move lol... ugh... excuses to be lazy...
There no excuses to be lazy.
lol... true.. any reason is a good enough reason lol
*lays back down*
I have a very nice cigar 3ft from my hand and I am trying to use my Jedi Powers to bring it to me. I am to lazy to get up.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 28, 2012
haHA how'd that work out for you? was the force with you? ;))
my dog tries to control me with Jedi mind powers...
Posted by kevinking on December 29, 2012
I would control you if I could to do my bidding. And I have a buttload of bidding for you to do.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 29, 2012
Haha :P The sad thing is... It works for my dog at times.... the other night she was fork fed pizza sitting at the table lol... she's rotten....
and I dont do midnight bidding in the granny panny section at walmart-athon....
I had a horse that loved pizza. I had to eventually get rid of her cell phone so she would stop calling for delivery.
^_^ Teheehehhehee She was probably callin at all hours of the night just to say "Haaaaaay" ;)
There were some charges on her phone bill that were to- Hot, Horny and Horsey.
Well, some of those were her charges.
well atleast it wasnt to 1-900-beastly-desires, they over chrage.... 0_0 Or so i hear...
Posted by terryrolfe on December 26, 2012
Posted by heathermurphy on December 26, 2012
No Problem ^_^
Posted by 52eggplantscom on December 25, 2012
"high plains drifter" good movie, one of my favorites
Posted by heathermurphy on December 25, 2012
It is an awesome movie! I enjoy it very much ^_^
Posted by cheechwzrd on December 23, 2012
merry christmas misses murphy. bring out the horns and pitch fork....yooohoo
Posted by heathermurphy on December 23, 2012
Awwww Merry Chirstmas to you too! Thank you for the thought... The horns have been seeping through ... and of course I always have the pitch fork handy ;)
Posted by kevinking on December 22, 2012
Phew! Now I can breath again...I was in breathless suspense with your absence.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 22, 2012
Tehehehe *runs around you with ribbon* Ahhh yes I have returned... and now... you all are fucked!! Tehehehehe
All?...You're going to be popular!
I am in my head... why would it be any different in the real world.. just got to get ready *puts on halo... hides horns and pitch fork* There! *bats eyelashes* How can the world resist? O:)
With an NBC suit and N-95 mask for starters.
Then ill do pig tails to boot... that 'ell get 'em...
*excited face* "What would you give me for a basket full of kisses" *~*~* *skips arond with basket throwing out imaginary kisses**
My attorney has advised me not to answer that question.
Tehehee... awesome movie lol
Posted by kevinking on December 21, 2012
My house smells like teen spirit.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 21, 2012
Gym socks? ^_^
or bleach? I like the smell of bleach...
I love the smell of bleach and ammonia mixed together.
Oooo that sounds like a sunday afternoon at my house ^_^ LMAO... then things get a bit hazy right?
Things get deadly.
Posted by gutterhugger on December 19, 2012
Highlight of my day.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 19, 2012
I have those too -_-
Posted by unicornuss on December 15, 2012
Thanks a lot for the star and comments. You're a bunch of fun. You'll be more than welcome to visit my galleries again. Your pictures are great.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 16, 2012
Thank you very much good sir! ^_^
Posted by kevinking on December 14, 2012
What are you eating under there?
Posted by heathermurphy on December 14, 2012
Homemade pepper cheese potatoes ^_^ want some ?!!?! O_O **throws potatoes at you**
savin the haggis for dinner...
You're supposed to answer-
"Under where?" And I answer-
oh Muahahahhaahahaha so clever .... ;)) Well then sorry to stomp all over you're joke there...
I crush you like a grape! Although, I would prefer a crepe to a grape. A blueberry crepe would be nice...then on to crushing you....like a grape.
the cover as promised
That came out really good... i love the color... not as much detail as I normally see from you, but still awesome... you should feel great about it..and the fade kills me.. I cant do that... wish I could.. very nice King-a-roo... you really should feel proud about it... how did the client feel? if you dont mind me asking...
Posted by kevinking on December 15, 2012
No details. This was an exercise in simplicity, colors and light.
Oh yes, the client was very happy.
Posted by aashton on December 15, 2012
What a delightful cover, Kevin!! You should share that on your profile page! Good going
meh? what does that mean
I really am not fond of it. And I wasn't thinking when I published it here openly
Posted by heathermurphy on December 15, 2012
:/ oops....well I like it a lot king a roo!
I was just getting ready to leave you message in your messagy thingy
I was up til 4 am... so in alll seriousness i shouldnt be alive right now...
Posted by kevinking on December 13, 2012
Did you kick somebody in the booty?!
haha! no i wish... I was just fucking around and came full forced into an objct that doesnt move with the very tip of my toe
You should get a flashlight so you are not stumbling around in the dark hopped up on chocolate. By the way, I answered your inbox message.
haha no I was hopped up on KINKS lol... the chocolate came after.. but the pixie sticks are starting to get low... and yes I missed that... moving slowly lately... literally and metaphorically... ugh.. and you know what... hurting your foot sucks... I am one of those people who is like go go go... and now I am hobblin around like a person with vertigo on rollerskates... and this is highly ironic for what I do for a living and it happened the last night of work... murphy's law strikes again!
Posted by rkbarts on December 12, 2012
thank you very much for the stars and the visit
Posted by heathermurphy on December 12, 2012
No problem and You're welcome! ^_^
Posted by kevinking on December 11, 2012
As long as it is not effluent it is esculent.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 11, 2012
I would hope that is realized because if not that would be completly calamitous!
Posted by kevinking on December 12, 2012
Translation: There would be barfing.
Posted by heathermurphy on December 13, 2012
Posted by kevinking on December 10, 2012
Posted by heathermurphy on December 10, 2012
WTF... Callin me a ho... oh no you diiiiiiiiiidn't *snaps fingers shakes head places one hand on hip...
I am spreading the Holiday cheer one ho at a time. I'm pacing myself.
oh....in case you are dyslexic
Posted by aashton on December 10, 2012
haHA! yessss!! can't forget them!
Posted by timstyles on December 04, 2012
Thank you so much for the stars and the kind words. It means alot coming from you. I really respect your work!
Posted by heathermurphy on December 04, 2012
Thanks That is very sweet of you ^_^
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