Your Coma's in a Daughter
August 06, 2012
Your Coma's in a Daughter
My doc said he’s got some good or bad news for me. He said he doesn’t know how much longer I have to live and ordered me to go out and live as normally as possible, but try to be careful. He told me I could die at any moment from a car crash, house fire, falling piano, choking, or even slipping on a banana peel. “You’re slowly dying, Jane. I can’t tell you when, or how, or why, and even people with terminal cancer could outlive you, but there's no guarantee. You’re no more or less special than anyone else. Just try to make a good mark on this earth before the good Lord calls you in. Oh and make sure everyone feels sorry for you on Facebook!”
“So all the tests came back normal?”
“Probably.” said Doctor Hartman.
Posted by hemakehersick on August 30, 2012
i have a love hate relationship with family guy; furthermore, the simpsons are partially to blame. (it is a long story) I think one of my favorite family guy episode is the one when stewie and brian get locked in safe at the bank._one sec, I am looking up the title now_duh, ok_"Brian & Stewie. The feces eating part is a little odd, but I guess there is a moral to learn there. Surfin bird gets honorable mention. Also never get tired of seeing there version of Bill Cosby and Robin Williams.
Posted by hemakehersick on August 30, 2012
*episodes_ *in a safe_ *Also, I_ *their_ I am sorry for all of the typos...I am typing while watching The Other Guys. Step Brothers is also on.
Posted by hemakehersick on August 15, 2012
love the title...once you get people to feel sorry for you on Facebook(face crook), there is no reason to live any more.
Posted by junkfoodjane on August 26, 2012
Lol
Posted by junkfoodjane on August 26, 2012
The title and doctor reference is from an episode of my favorite show, Family Guy.