Coinciding with the invention of quality mirrors around 666, and fueled by the superstition that the soul is revealed in the reflection, the “Objectifying lens” (also known as, see above) was used in various parts of eastern Europe during the early dark ages... Thus the victim was shackled before a mirror of sinister appearance and made to endure the worst of tortures to their exposed buttocks.... ergo an expression of sublimity when staring into such an abyss is as unlikely as finding one innocent...
“...And so upon Thee Objectifying lens revealing thine guilt, thou art to be killed in a manner befitting the crimes of witchcraft... intercourse with the Devil himself... May god have mercy upon thy soul; because we certainly do not...”
– Archibald Crankenstein, Bishop of ‘Nova zagora’
“...With the grace of the Lord, thee Diabolical revelator utilized this 6th day of the 6th month, 666 Anno-Domini, to extract from 6 witches and 9 heathen's the truth regarding ...involvement of a most diabolical nature... ...congregating for nefarious purposes... hath revealed to the satisfaction of all present that ‘tis the Devil himself in the eyes of the accused...”
– Schleppo McMasters, Magistrate
“The superstitions of the masses regarding thee “Objectifying lens” is as appalling as it is logically incoherent. If the Lord wanted us to see who the devil possessed he would have made the means available himself, by natural means, as if grown from a tree or some other such process... ”
– Baruch Spinoza
“All artists are charlatans. All artists are con-artists. They try to convince others that their lies are reality...”
– Killian Skarr
This authentic replication of an “Objectifying lens” was designed and executed by Killian Skarr, measures 32" x 48", and is fully functional for the restraint and torture of human subject.
Coinciding with the invention of quality mirrors in 666, and fueled by the superstition that the soul is revealed in the reflection, the “Objectifying lens” (also known as, see above)
was used in various parts of eastern Europe during the early dark ages... Thus the victim was shackled before a mirror of sinister appearance and made to endure the worst of tortures to their exposed buttocks.... ergo an expression of sublimity when staring into such an abyss is as unlikely as finding one innocent...
“...And so upon Thee Objectifying lens revealing thine guilt, thou art to be killed in a manner befitting the crimes of witchcraft... intercourse with the Devil himself... May god have mercy upon thy soul; because we certainly do not...”
– Archibald Crankenstein, Bishop of ‘Nova zagora’
“...With the grace of the Lord, thee Diabolical revelator utilized this 6th day of the 6th month, 666 Anno-Domini, to extract from 6 witches and 9 heathen's the truth regarding ...involvement of a most diabolical nature... ...congregating for nefarious purposes... hath revealed to the satisfaction of all present that ‘tis the Devil himself in the eyes of the accused...”
– Schleppo McMasters, Magistrate
“The superstitions of the masses regarding thee “Objectifying lens” is as appalling as it is logically incoherent. If the Lord wanted us to see who the devil possessed he would have made the means available himself, by natural means, as if grown from a tree or some other such process... ”
– Baruch Spinoza
“All artists are charlatans. All artists are con-artists. They try to convince others that their lies are reality...”
– Killian Skarr
